Trick or Treat, Give Me Something Good to Eat

(For best effect, read aloud, with a Texan draw)

Happy Halloween!!! I love this holiday, well maybe I just love my new cowgirl hat. We visited my daddy at work and everyone squealed like a pig when they saw me. Yee-haw. I tried to get Sam to give me a "pony" rid, but she keep buckin' me off. I think she was jealous of all the attention this outfit got. My mommy should have made her a horsey costume.

Mom, get your boots on, we're goin' two-steppin' tonight!

Maybe I'll join Coyote Ugly when I grow up...uh-oh, I just heard my daddy cock the shot gun...